"Bible Belt" Scented Offensive/Satirical Soy Candle, 9oz

Packed with an *immersive* aroma of the "Bible Belt" of the United States (I'm sorry for all you poor souls who either wont understand this is for fun because you're slloooooooooooooooowwwwwwww or just have no humor.), the scented candle comes in a 9oz glass jar and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5") (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, the candle features a 100% cotton wick and a permanent adhesive label. Have fun using this as a repellent for annoying in-laws or sales[men].

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color